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Proffessor Green is one of my UK favourites. Green has merked off a few Americans aswell, including Axel and Serious Jones. He was the Jumpoff king until he fell of the stage, that must have been some embarrasing shit, karma I guess.

5. Rihanna

At first I didn't think she was ABSOLUTE HOTNESS. But the more I see Rihanna, the more I realise the truth. She looked amazing in that 'Unfaitful' video, y'know, with the pianos, small black dress etc....

4.Melody Thorton

Me and my mates have noticed her a in those Pussy Cat Doll Video. The lead is still hot but she got a bit boring. Melody is especially hot in the 'I Don't Need A Man' video.

3.Nelly Furtado

Nelly Furtado was always hot, but she's more of a girly-girl now and that's what we like!!!

2.Beyonce

She's still one of the hottest bitches on the scene, Jay-Z must enjoy coming home to dinner.

1.Cassie

That video with her in a dance studio in front of the mirror, that is the shit! Alot of women are jealous of Cassie's beauty and alot of men are gagging for a go.

Just to make sure you know, all the goals in this post are PREMIERSHIP ONLY.

1.Nwankwo Kanu
Club: Portsmouth
Goals This Season: 8

Can you fucking belive it?? Ex-Arsenal striker Kanu has finally sorted himself out. Not only that, but he's managed to put Portsmouth in 3rd place, over his old team Arsenal who are still somehow in 4th. Bitch.

2.Didier Drogba
Club: Chelsea
Goals This Season: 8

I hate Chelsea. But at the same time, Drogba is one of the top scorers in the Premiership. He's fast and skillfull but I really HATE HIM! He's always fucking diving! Hopefully Henry stops being so selfless and bangs in some more goals and we'll have a more respectable top scorer. Anyhow...

3.Thierry Henry

Club: Arsenal
Goals This Season: 5

Thierry = Magic. Don't fuck with this frenchman. His pure arrogance towards his enemies and selflessness towards his teamates make Arsenal one of the worlds greatest. Shame his selflessness didn't get him more premiership goals, so he has to settle for third on my list.

4.Louis Saha
Club: Manchester United
Goals This Season: 5

Henry, Evra, Viera, Zidane...What is it with these frenchies? Why are they so good at football? Louis Saha is another frog to watch out for. Especially this year. Him and Rooney are on fire, Chelsea VS Man U should be interesting... (p.s: he did miss a penalty against Celtic, which is shit)

5.Robin Van Persie

Club: Arsenal
Goals This Season: 4

Arsenals replacement dutchman. 23 year old Van Persie has had a really good year so far. The only reason I dislike him is that the more we see him, the less we see Walcott. Oh well, he'll have his time to shine. For now it's all about Van Persie and Thierry. Deadly!

Wow, 2006 is a really good fucking year for music.

Even in pop! Wanna know why? Cos the underground is now becoming the mainstream. Gangster bling rappers (50 Cent)are being replaced by a more a breakbeat sound (Kanye West), People only watch X-Factor until the auditions are over and Boy bands are being replaced by...well, bands funnily enough.

Anyhow I'm gonna tell you my favourite pop tunes (as in tunes with videos) of 2006 (in no paticular order).

Nelly Furtado f. Timberland - Promiscuous

The return of two familiar faces! Nelly (not that twat with the plaster on his face) and Timberland are back with this absolute banger. Dunno if I've already said this but usually I HATE these sort of tunes with a passion, but I can't deny how much of a banger this is. The keyboards at the chorus does it for me.

ps: Maneater and Sexy Back are shit.

Beck - Cell Phones Dead

Beck has always been a badman, With classics like 'Devil's Haircut' and 'Loser' under his belt. This new one doesn't exactly stick to his typical rock/rap style, his leaning towards breakbeat hip-hop with this one. The beat is simple as fuck but it makes me dance! The little girl in the video is jokes aswell. I don't think many heads know about this tune but I always see it on E4 Music in the morning.

Lupe Fiasco - Kick, Push

I know, Skateboarding is no where as cool as it used to be, but this has gotta be one of the best tunes for me this year. Thanks to Kanye, Lupe Fiasco got big through his verse on 'Touch The Sky.' He also released a new one which is a rip-off of that 'Daydream' tune, that's a bit shit to be honest.

Perfect Blue

Anime Craziness at it's best. A movie about an obsessed perv in love with a popstar who turns into an actor, no I'm not on about the perv I'm on about the popstar...who is now an actor. Basically the perv is pissed off and he tries to force the popstar now actress back into a popstar (still following?). The popstar goes through a mental breakdown and starts to have strange hullucinations...

Urotsokidojo

Simple plot really. Large tentacle monsters have come to rape the worlds population of females and absorbs all the energy while their at it. I personally liked this film, thought at times it's a bit over the top with the tentacles.

Saw

This one's about a guy who makes you kill yourself. Well I wouldn't say that exactly, he gives you a chance to live you must go through a few complications. For example: In Saw 2 a drug dealer is kidnapped and shown a pit of herion needles. He is given 2 minutes to dive through the needles and find a key that will lead him to the exit and survival. Just thinking about that scene gives me the shivers!

I Spit On Your Grave

A movie about a young girl who is gangraped. In most cases this girl would have turned into an emotinal wreck or a prostitue but NO! In this film the girl goes on psycho rampage. So the message is: girls don't take no shit from rapists, boys: think twice before raping someone.

This one's for all the Londoners and or fans of The Jam

http://www.rhythmism.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27238

By the way: you gotta love this kid...

Yeah mate, we love her too...

Now, I hate pop music, but the thing I love about it is them hot singers!! Trust me, that fat chick on Pop Idol didn't get far after she won.

Anyhow, let's crack on...

5.Christina Aguilera

Oooh Dirrrty! Everyone loves good old Christina Aguilera! Anyone who prefers Britney needs a cat scan, trailer trash should be censored. I actually like Christina's brunette-tanned look, hawt!

4.Cheryl Tweedy

Isn't she just the sexiest thing you've ever seen? FAAKIN' 'ELL MAYTE!!
Cheryl Tweedy from the very annoying girl-band Girls Aloud makes her co-members look like skinny-white Whoopie Goldbergs! She's not at number one because she's a bit too fiesty!

3. Christina Milian

I especially like that video where she dances in that black-gooey stuff...anyhow, Milian is hot!

2.Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls

Don't I wish my girlfriend was hot like her! Phoowarr is my special nickname for Nicole from the PCD. She's the only who gets any real attention in the group anyhow.

1.Beyonce

One day Beyonce, I will marry you, go on a honeymoon, divorce you and take half, It'll be the best year of my life.

Christmas in England is so short. I mean, in the states you guys start celebrating and organising around November (crazy bastards!).

Anyhow it's the 9th December and I still don't know what the fuck to get for everyone, especially as I don't have any cash so that's that out of the picture...

Maybe I should kill Father Christmas...

Too late? Fuck it then...

I'll just think about cool presents I'll possibly receive...

HAHA, MERRY XMAS MUTHA FUKKERRZZ!!!!