Now, I hate pop music, but the thing I love about it is them hot singers!! Trust me, that fat chick on Pop Idol didn't get far after she won.

Anyhow, let's crack on...

5.Christina Aguilera
Christina is hot

Oooh Dirrrty! Everyone loves good old Christina Aguilera! Anyone who prefers Britney needs a cat scan, trailer trash should be censored. I actually like Christina's brunette-tanned look, hawt!

4.Cheryl Tweedy
Fuck the Girls Aloud, Cheryl should go solo!

Isn't she just the sexiest thing you've ever seen? FAAKIN' 'ELL MAYTE!!
Cheryl Tweedy from the very annoying girl-band Girls Aloud makes her co-members look like skinny-white Whoopie Goldbergs! She's not at number one because she's a bit too fiesty!

3. Christina Milian

Imagine her working at Secrets in Swiss Cottage

I especially like that video where she dances in that black-gooey stuff...anyhow, Milian is hot!

2.Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls
HOT!

Don't I wish my girlfriend was hot like her! Phoowarr is my special nickname for Nicole from the PCD. She's the only who gets any real attention in the group anyhow.

1.Beyonce

One day Beyonce, I will marry you, go on a honeymoon, divorce you and take half, It'll be the best year of my life.