Just to make sure you know, all the goals in this post are PREMIERSHIP ONLY.
1.Nwankwo Kanu
Club: Portsmouth
Goals This Season: 8
Can you fucking belive it?? Ex-Arsenal striker Kanu has finally sorted himself out. Not only that, but he's managed to put Portsmouth in 3rd place, over his old team Arsenal who are still somehow in 4th. Bitch.
2.Didier Drogba
Club: Chelsea
Goals This Season: 8
I hate Chelsea. But at the same time, Drogba is one of the top scorers in the Premiership. He's fast and skillfull but I really HATE HIM! He's always fucking diving! Hopefully Henry stops being so selfless and bangs in some more goals and we'll have a more respectable top scorer. Anyhow...
3.Thierry Henry
Club: Arsenal
Goals This Season: 5
Thierry = Magic. Don't fuck with this frenchman. His pure arrogance towards his enemies and selflessness towards his teamates make Arsenal one of the worlds greatest. Shame his selflessness didn't get him more premiership goals, so he has to settle for third on my list.
4.Louis Saha
Club: Manchester United
Goals This Season: 5
Henry, Evra, Viera, Zidane...What is it with these frenchies? Why are they so good at football? Louis Saha is another frog to watch out for. Especially this year. Him and Rooney are on fire, Chelsea VS Man U should be interesting... (p.s: he did miss a penalty against Celtic, which is shit)
5.Robin Van Persie
Club: Arsenal
Goals This Season: 4
Arsenals replacement dutchman. 23 year old Van Persie has had a really good year so far. The only reason I dislike him is that the more we see him, the less we see Walcott. Oh well, he'll have his time to shine. For now it's all about Van Persie and Thierry. Deadly!